Here's the thing about dogs: sometimes they just get run down and tired -- the work and the kids and the bills, it all takes its toll. Y'know what we mean? Life can be so exhausting sometimes that a dog just doesn't feel sexy anymore. And when you feel cold, lifeless and empty, how could you expect to feel sexy?

Of course, dogs deserve better than that. And maybe the lingerie clothing line by Metro Paws can help. Boasting seductive lace trim and sheer metallic designs, your four-legged friend will never feel sexier.

Until, y'know, he licks his b-hole. That's super sexy.

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