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I am selling these 2 antique monocles that I inherited from my great great grandfather. he was a revolutionary war hero and was very famous in lynchburg virginia where theres a statue named after him or something.


this is serious.

i really want a mariachi band to follow me around all day through mundane tasks.

i'd like to go the grocery store, shoe shopping, the dmv or some other government agency and i'd like to see if i can convince my dentist to let them play during a routine cleaning.

i want a 100% real authentic mariachi band.



I juggle, make balloon animals, tumble, I even know card tricks! Is you child's birthday coming up? I will make the party the best of his or her (but preferrably his) life!
My rates are low because I enjoy it so much! Email me today!
[in accordance with Meghan's Law, I am required to inform you that I am a convicted child sex offender]
Babysitting also available.